My Birthday Gift To America?

"My favorite country's birthday was today. here's how i waspatriotic: i spent the day driving down the new jersey turnpike and enjoyingthe total lack of traffic (and scenery). lunched at gray's papaya in manhattan and told the man behind thecounter that, "i remember when the recession special of 2dogs and a drink costed $2.75, not today's $4.45." sang/shouted the words to will smith's miami in the car.(miami is an american city, which makes this actionpatriotic). listened the the happy sounds of 4..."